Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Randomize
