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problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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