what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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