I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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