I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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