You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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