Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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