Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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