I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
What happened to fro yo and sex?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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