with your own penis?
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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