My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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