Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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