its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Those nachos came to me in a dream
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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