i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
Randomize
