She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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