His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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