You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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