hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I skipped work to stalk him.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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