I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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