So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
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