There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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