Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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