your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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