...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
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