do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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