Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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