Fuck appropriateness.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
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