Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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