White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Boobs speak an international language.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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