Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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