She is in my trunk
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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