In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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