Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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