Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Just puked most of my soul out..
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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