Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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