Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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