look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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