I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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