i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Randomize
