census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
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