mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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