I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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