This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
