so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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