Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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