Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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