Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
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