I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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