i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I think I died a long time ago.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Randomize
