I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
my penis made a compromise with my morals
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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