belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
wow bdsm is so cute
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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