She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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