Christians are straight up FREAKS
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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